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Now, me, I’m clumsy as a three-legged mule—tried givin’ my sweetie a massage once, spilt oil everywhere, looked like a dang slip-n-slide! “We need to go deeper,” I hollered, quotin’ *Inception*, but he just laughed, said, “Dolly, you’re a mess!” Made me giggle—ain’t that the truth? Sexual-massage oughta be fun, tho—teasin’, touchin’, lettin’ sparks fly like fireflies in July. Ever tried it with scented candles? Whew, it’s like dreamin’ within a dream—Nolan’d be proud!